All content © 2026 Village of Pumpkinlight Cove™

All rights reserved. Let it be known that “Village of Pumpkinlight Cove” is a doing-business-as (DBA) name under the ownership of The Curious Mr. Blend & Company LLC™.

Furthermore, the village is also protected by the Mysterious Curios & Whimsy Act of 1795.

Moreover, Pumpkinlight Cove and all content hitherto related to it is meant to be ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS; any similarity to real people, living or dead, and/or real places is a complete coincidence and, in some cases, slightly disturbing—that includes any addresses for Cove government, its establishments, residents, and the like.

The only avenue by which you may legitimately contact “the Cove” is through the Inquiries page, through which you will reach The Curious Mr. Blend™.

The Curious Mr. Blend & Company LLC does not authorize the replication, alteration, and/or reselling of any material within this website—in part or as a whole.

When you use the contact form or make a purchase, The Curious Mr. Blend & Company LLC must collect personal information, but it’s only used to communicate with you regarding inquiries and/or purchases.

Your information will not be sold, leased, and/or distributed to third parties unless you provide expressed written permission to do so and/or we are compelled by law to do so.

Information is only stored for the purpose of maintaining records. You may request at any time that your personal information be destroyed as long as it does not violate legal and/or accounting obligations.

Squarespace and Google Analytics collect basic tracking information regarding website visitors—no personally identifying information is included.